I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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