we have officially lost it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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