Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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