Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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