home. puking in laundry basket.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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