So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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