Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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