did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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