No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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