the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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