Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
