id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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