Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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