He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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