So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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