He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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