Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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