Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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