But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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