Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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