He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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