get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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