i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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