farters have to be the big spoon...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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