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(504): View more from Louisiana

dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?

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(404): View more from Georgia

we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it penis luge time yet?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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