its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
a search helicopter?!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
