just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Randomize
