More tranny stories later!
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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