Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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