How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The air was thick with penises
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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