Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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