what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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