Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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