like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's the barista slut.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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