you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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