the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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