The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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