She is in my trunk
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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