Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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