She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She's like a pop up book from hell.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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