weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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