so that wasnt chicken after all
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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