I think I died a long time ago.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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