So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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