just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The chlamydia really affected his face.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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