Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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