Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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