Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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