thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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