white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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