another moral hangover. fuck.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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