he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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