it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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