Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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