Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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