Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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