I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
