When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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